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Witty

BBW (52) looking for Male Pretoria, South Africa

I am real, I like who I am, and have grown into myself. I love people, I have a strange sense of humor, that sometimes gets me into trouble - but makes life very interesting. Don't be afraid to try the humor, I have heard it is quite infectious!!! :o). Have very strong opinions in life that have moulded my mind the way it is today, but at the same time, I do not fear learning more. One can never have ALL the answers. Out and out a bit of a handful, but fun every step of the way! There is lots to tell, how does one describe why people should get you know you in thirty seconds (great game by the way)...

My basic hobbies are reading novels (fantasy, adventure, horror, etc.) and computers from programming to games of all sorts.

Hoping to find someone to connect with on a deeper level than just friendship, although friendship is very welcome.

You just don't know what will create the spark, sometimes it is not what you would expect ... so let's chat and see. Try, mariastrawbs att gee male dot kom

I am not going to tell you what you want to hear!!!! I have my moods, i do cry, i do laugh I have dreams and nightmares..... I have goals.... I make New-Year resolutions that last for two days or maybe a week.....

If you are deceitful, dont bother. If you have integrity & really want to meet then lets. Be fun, know how to laugh and cry. Love life. Not afraid to say what you feel!? Enjoy travelling. Is family important to you?

PS: must have nice hands ;)

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageSouth African
BuildCurvy
Height160 cm
Eye ColorHazel
Hair ColorDark brown
Hair LengthVery long
Best featureEyes
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenTwo
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith kid(s)
Have PetsDog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
Employment StatusFull-time

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries, I don't like TV
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
Music typesCountry, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Blues, Folk
Reading selectionNews, Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Business, Classic, Computers, Fantasy, History, Horror, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Science, Science fiction, Technical
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Dining, Theater, Cooking, Computers

Personality

SmokerSmoke regularly (5-10 a day)
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorObservant
In High School I was a(n)Brain
My great timeStaying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Reading a book, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to trymmm...um....yes that, oh and that with a lil touch of this and a bit of that, um......

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerHe must have a witty, wicked sense of humour! If only to keep up with mine, as there is nothing more gorgeous than a man laughing enjoying life to the full!

Be passionate about his beliefs with the ability to stand up for his convictions! Be open minded and honest about everything. Secrets are alluring, but they can be mighty dangerous too!